carcolepsy

carcolepsy
1. (carcolepsy) (7389↑, 936↓)
a condition affecting buddies on a trip who fall asleep as soon as the car starts moving, providing no company or driving help

Joe slept the whole way here, I think he suffers from carcolepsy.

2. (carcolepsy) (137↑, 16↓)
Pronounced: Kar-ko-lep-see The inability to stay awake and alert when in a car, or any other thing that moves, such as trains, planes, and busses. The act of passing out while in a car regardless of passenger or driver status.

Roadtrip? Count me in, but I can't drive. I have carcolepsy and we'd all die.

3. (carcolepsy) (76↑, 23↓)
a condition characterized by brief attacks of deep sleep brought on by simply being in a car

Dude, your car is so comfortable it gives me carcolepsy

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4. (carcolepsy) (4↑, 2↓)
When the person in the passenger seat spontaneously falls asleep while driving.

Every time I get in the car, I get carcolepsy.

5. (Carcolepsy) (1↑, 0↓)
A disorder characterized by sudden and uncontrollable, though often brief, attacks of deep sleep, when driving in a car.

Mom picks up daughter from school and begins to drive. Mom- "How was your day?" Daughter- "Good, I have homewo...." Mom- "You have what?" Daughter- Sound asleep, mouth open. Daughter has just had an attack of Carcolepsy.

6. (Carcolepsy) (5↑, 4↓)
Sleeping disorder. Symptoms include drowsiness, instability to stay alert, and sudden sleep. Symptoms manifest themselves only when driving/riding in a automobile.

She cannot drive at night because her carcolepsy will cause her to have an accident.

7. (carcolepsy) (0↑, 0↓)
the condition of falling asleep anytime someone rides in a car.

I always have to drive Elizabeth because she has carcolepsy.

8. (Carcolepsy) (2↑, 2↓)
A nonthreatening condition found most frequently in children of all ages and a small percentage of the senior citizen population. Victims of Carcolepsy typically show symptoms such as falling asleep as soon as a car begins to move, waking up hungry and complaining of a sore neck for hours.

Dad: "Gee whiz\! Is he asleep already?" Mom: "Oh, yeah. He's got that Carcolepsy. I tend to be Carcoleptic, so I bring a pillow with me on road trips.

Related: narcolepsy, sleep, car, drive, roadtrip
Last updated: 2012.02.29

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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  • carcolepsy — The condition of falling asleep whenever you are in a car. I can t let Jason drive. I d be afraid he d fall asleep at the wheel what with his carcolepsy and all …   Dictionary of american slang

  • carcolepsy — The condition of falling asleep whenever you are in a car. I can t let Jason drive. I d be afraid he d fall asleep at the wheel what with his carcolepsy and all …   Dictionary of american slang

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